Theology

 

The Church of the Divine Orgasm

 

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was something.

After a while, part of that something became us. Soon, us got horny.

 

1.To deny our sexuality is to deny our creators greatest gift to us.

 

2.Nothing in our theology prevents you from believing in any other religion.

3.Consent is Holy. Sex without consent is Blasphemy.

 

 

 

Priests and Priestesses

 

It shall be the sacred duty of the Priests and Priestesses to instruct those who do not know how to properly pleasure their partners. This is a “hands on” position.

 

It shall be the duty of the Acolytes to make sure the instruction chambers always have fresh linen, sufficient lube, and appropriate toys.

 

The Acolytes may be requested to assist the Priest or Priestess upon occasion.

 

 

Applications for these positions will be open soon.

 

 

 

Hymns

 

Our first Hymn is “ Oh come all ye faithful”

 

“At the Cross of St Andrew”

 

“Deeper and Deeper”

 

“He is cumming again”